NEWFLASH in Götebrog

Another Criminal Captured by the Secret Agent B..

Continuing from our previous story from Malmö, another person has fallen victim to Sweden's skillful secret agent (also known as Agent B).

Again local citizens have informed the local Göteborg police of a man in the local area possing as a home handy-man and womeniser!He is pictured here below with is latest victim of his fast jokes, IT skills, strange faces and general MASSIVE muscles from his home renovation projects. He is considered extremely dangerous and has been on the run since being deported from Australia for similar crimes.

Agent B was flown up from Malmö to bring the situation under control.

With the skills comparable of Jason Bourne, Agent B transformed his appearance to sneak up on this menace from Göteborg. He attempted an arrest yet this dangerous fugitive managed firstly to turn the situation to his advantage and actually held Agent B hostage for a short time..!!!

Do not worry dear friends, that was not the end of the story! Agent B used the situation to his advantage and screamed like a small girl. This gave the local man the feeling that he was in control before Agent B could make his move.

Agent B then started talking about home renovations with this dangerous man. He talked about digging holes, bathroom replacement, and even the projected level of housing prices in Sweden. At this time the local man relaxed his hold on the rope, giving Agent B enough time to attack like a wild cat. The local man was caught off guard, especially by the Bruce Lee side kicks and fists of fury dished out by Agent B.

The situation is now under control readers as you can see. Sleep well tonight in the country of Sweden, your personal numbers are still safe, your Social Democrats are still in power, and taxes are still high:-)

Summer laughs..

A few snaps from the summer...

"The Secret Spot"

One of the best discoveries of the summer was "The Secret Spot"

Based on a local tip-off from a hobo (pictured) we navigated our way down Highway 47 ... counted the turn offs ..1...2...3...4... and disappeared left down a forrest road. Despite our fears of the unknown and the informant being a hobo, we continued with the promise of paradise!

We were not disappointed! We arrived to find a place resembling 'The Beach' in Thailand. People living in harmony and enjoying natural white sandy beaches (yes, they exist in Sweden) as well as sunbaking on the sun-warmed rocks by the water.

The hobo met us and warned us that he had already taken the best camping spot and we should stay away!! We were quick to remind him that it was actually our tent and therefore were allowed to stay for hotdogs.

We cannot release the location of the "secret spot" as the hobo is still in possession of our tent!

Enjoy some snap shots of this great place.

Finnspång during summer..

A big thank you to Erika and Frederik for the great time in the beautiful-country side outside Norrköping. We were made very welcome and were even treated to a crayfish party... hhhmmm.... NICE!Finnspång is a cozy town with a little castle in the town centre. The whole town is warmly surrounded by a magical river for swimming in. There was even a massive 15m diving platform near town. I must proudly say that I managed to dive-off from at least 5 meters!! I will not mention that 5 year olds were attempting the highest platform.

The second evening we retreated to the Andersson Estate. A picture perfect hobby farm looking over the wheat swaying in the fields. Finnspång, with an all year round warm climate, allowed us to sit outside in the balmy evening until we all felt fully relaxed...

NEWSFLASH - Plastic Surgery Top Models..

Luleå girls make a change for the better...

Following on the successes of reality TV, a small TV company in Örebro has gone a step further! A national search in Sweden has produced some finalists for their new TV programme.

The new show has show great ratings in test audiences. The idea behind the programme is to turn people who are in desperate need of plastic surgery into SUPER models.



In particular many from the Luleå area have applied, raising questions as to the environmental risks of living in Hertsön. We have exclusive photos of the finalists from 1200 entries for the show that will air in December.

The final result is just amazing! One of the three girls has already been married as a result of the programme and two others are travelling to England to pursue rewarding modelling contracts.

Look at the results and stay tuned!!!