Easter Fun...

Hello Dear Readers (all 3 of you!)

As you can see from the photos, Lisa and I have had an exciting Easter.

We spent a night in a Japanese Spa in Stockholm. I don't think I have every had so many showers in my whole entire life! It was great fun to do a few different things, in particular we had a go at Zen meditation! Not only could I not ignore the pain from crossing my legs as a Hindu Priest would, but we were made to stare at a wall for 30 minutes! It was very relaxing, but I did compare the experience to being in school detention! All in all though, we had a great time, but I did surcome to pretending I was in a Matrix film set and let loose with a few aerial stunts, kicks, and body blows to the meditation teacher. As she was in a trace like state from her Zen training it made it easier to get a few good hits in :-)

After the night in Stockholm we headed up by car to Luleå, where we met the folks and enjoyed good food and skiing on the frozen ocean. Lisa's parents, now accustomed to my break neck skiing speeds, decided that a small 100 meter round-trip would suffice for the day. It was comforting to be able to have a day out and know that if the ice cracked that I could fall over and only be a few meters from the car!

Hope all the readers out there had a great Easter..

Another Birthday!!

This old man wishes to remain nameless...

The boy in this photo has turned 28 years old!!

An old photo has been used to hide his ageing face...

NEWSFLASH - BEEP BEEP BOY CELEBRATES!

THE EXCITIEMENT IS HARD TO HIDE ... "Me is TWO fingers old!"

We have a reporter on the scene to interview the Birthday Boy on his special day. During the excitement of the day we asked a few simple questions from the House of Broadley...

Reporter - "How does it feel to be 2 years old?"

Beep Beep Boy - "It' s like drinking red cordial, eating biscuits for breakfast, having a bat and ball, driving Dad's car, playing with a water hose during summer, and blowing bubbles in your hand all at the same time" he replied

Reporter - "What are your plans for the big day?"

Beep Beep Boy - "I am going to run around the house and make sure that everyone knows I am the birthday boy and keep the attention away from my sister like the good old days. I am especially looking forward to really tiring out Mum and Dad, not to mention getting Grandpa to have to run after to me like a servent. I think I will finish the day off by taking out all my toys and spreading them around the apartment. Once that is complete I will then decide to play with none of them and let someone else pick them up. It's just such great fun being 2 fingers old!

The House of Broadley sends their love and best wishes from Big Dan and Issie...

NEWSFLASH - A Reformed Man..

Rumours are spreading around the area of Dapto that he has changed!!!



The profits of the Dapto Leagues Club are down, the neighbours are sleeping soundly, and the streets of Kanahooka are returning to normal... the era of "Wishy Washy Walshy" are upon us.

A change has been noticed in "The Man". The toilet seat is always left down, the car is washed, the room is cleaner and he is doing exercise!! Yes, readers it is true

Rumours are that he has been tamed by a stonger force, a lion tamer, a scientist with DNA changing technology, a woman!...

The House of Broadley cannot release her name in the press due to legal constraints, yet we can include some photos of this mysterious woman. We salute you, we admire you, but most of all we thank you...