The profits of the Dapto Leagues Club are down, the neighbours are sleeping soundly, and the streets of Kanahooka are returning to normal... the era of "Wishy Washy Walshy" are upon us.
A change has been noticed in "The Man". The toilet seat is always left down, the car is washed, the room is cleaner and he is doing exercise!! Yes, readers it is true
Rumours are that he has been tamed by a stonger force, a lion tamer, a scientist with DNA changing technology, a woman!...
The House of Broadley cannot release her name in the press due to legal constraints, yet we can include some photos of this mysterious woman. We salute you, we admire you, but most of all we thank you...
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