Sunday, March 26, 2006

NEWSFLASH - Father Pretends to be Normal for his Son's Baptism-Jan 2006


In the Norweigen Church in Manly, a Wollongong man was officially recognised as being a father to a very cute baby.

The man, who wishes to remain nameless, was overjoyed to be invited to the Baptism. He was so excited that after the ceremony he rushed to the front and celebrated by putting the baby's ceremonial hat on.

Despite this disruption, he was well behaved and was kept calm by his elegant wife. Both of the couple were happy at the occasion. The father told us:

"It's great to be here! I have been practicing my Norweigen and now I have 15 children's bibles to read also. I am looking forward to putting my son into a Rugby team, but not before he is ready of course. My guess is that at about the 8 months mark I can begin with tackle training"

A celebrity couple also arrived for the baptism from Sweden. They wish to remain nameless and their identies have been hidden by a deep tan.


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