NEWSFLASH - TRAIN TERRORISM - Summer 2005

Steam train enthusiast goes crazy on train!!!

In late July 2005, there are coming out reports of a middle-aged (pensioner) who went crazy on a train.

Despite the attempts of innocent onlookers, he insisted on running around the train and taking deep breaths of steam and soot, babbling about Lancaster Railways, mumbling into train talk about coal and engine specifications.

After calling his embarrased wife to the scene, he was held down until the Nora Police could arrive. He was detained under Anti-Terrorism laws in Sweden before being deported to Australia.

We have exclusive pictures here on THE HOUSE OF BROADLEY!!
The good news to the story is that with excessive counselling he has been taught to "put his best food forward".