Sunday, March 26, 2006

NEWSFLASH - New Driving Regulations for Immigrant Drivers in Sweden.

In an attempt by the Road Authority in Sweden to ensure safer roads smaller cars have been made mandatory.

Research has shown that 40% of non-Swedish born citizens drive faster than Swedish born drivers. In an new strategy (involving higher taxes after summer) smaller cars have been introduced. The Road Authority spokesman Mr Q Lapp explains..

" Well, We wanted to learn our new drivers to be responsible and keep to the laws of our country. We have had many complaints from concerned citizens about immigrants owning larger cars and not showing caution in child/ school areas. In a response to this we spent 10 years in a Kommun working group to recommend a 3 point plan. Firstly, smaller cars are to be issued to all immigrant drivers, secondly all immigrants are to be assigned one child to sit in their car to ensure that they are no longer in front of the car, and thirdly we have decided that each car should not be discriminated against. Each car shall have a sticker saying "Immigrant in front in small Car. Please pass slowly with political correctness at all times"

New trials have begun within the Örebro area. If the plan is successful they believe it will go national and also raise taxes.

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